caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

deer-dearest:

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

shouldnt:

appreciation post for the brownies where you take a bite and you can feel the chocolate chip and then it just magically melts in your mouth

turbo-gay:

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

flacomexicano:

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

ohmygrodd:

draxlaugh:

do gifs still move after you scroll past them

illumithotyconfirmed:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

parents: you need to clean your room

me:

@jedi-by-accident